Also, of course, I have a duty to maintain my low standards while I’m pontificating about education.
Don’t worry, my quest through 1982 has only been temporarily delayed, and not permanently ended.
How about this copy from an ad in 1982?
I know right? Aglow with lustrous sheen? Fused in fire? Persimmons, aubergines, paisley? This is like being in sexy greengrocers flirting nonchalantly across the
subtle spicy sophisticated floral counter.
What on earth could it be advertising?
Sounds good. Intriguing even. But there is a hint of trouble.
Express soft harmonies in creams and beige.
Nothing good ever came of beige.
My pulse is racing.
But wait, there’s more. Drink this is:
Yes. You have forgotten taste.
As if one porcelain dog were not enough you have two, and a miniature David. Never mind the macrami pot plant holders and the wood veneer feature wall. Was this bathroom designed by Del Boy?
Is there a God?