This is a song. By someone called Tiny. Miss Ruins. This is an unusual name. I have met someone called Memory. Someone called Choice. Chasm. Jazlin. Maybe it’s something to do with music. There’s a guy called Tinie Tempah. I’ve seen him on Graham Norton. He’s quite small. Tiny – Miss Ruins – doesn’t seem that small, but it’s quite hard to tell from the video. Anyway, as I said, this is a song about someone who is as old as the hills (and as warm as a train). I’m not sure what it’s about, but people (and dogs) die, and there is some nice seafood. I would strongly recommend it to you when you are feeling wistful. Or trying to impress a woman with your good taste, soulfulness and complexity. I don’t recommend this song if you live in Johnsonville.