‘I have your review in front of me and soon it will be behind me.’
G. B. Shaw
Hammy: You know I hate this kind of crap.
Val: Crap!? Crap?!
Hammy: Yes, crap.
Val: Anyone can see that this is beautiful, and moving, and wonderful.
Hammy: Anyone except me.
Val: Man, I just want to sing the chorus of this song all day (hums “you’re worthwhile” while looking sadly into the mid-distance)
Hammy: It’s not a song. It’s an auto-tuned news item.
Val: Bro, you just don’t get stuff like this. Let’s face it. But, don’t worry… you’re worthwhile. No one can ever take that away from you.
Hammy: F*&k off.