Vanity of vanities, saith the Preacher, vanity of vanities; all is vanity.
Denise Matthews died last week. She was best known (although not really known at all) for being Vanity: a Prince protege from his purple patch in the mid 80s. Because I often pursue pop tangents obsessively and have a Prince fixation I had already written about Vanity in 2008.
Back when Prince was just an ordinary guy he went out with Susan Moonsie (on the right in the photo below), and the song When Doves Cry is supposedly about that relationship (and animals in curious poses). Susan was part of a group he created called Vanity 6.
The other members of the group were Prince’s wardrobe mistress Brenda Bennett (left), and Denise (aka Vanity).
Here was Prince’s master plan for Vanity 6:
- Get girls
- Call the group something controversial like The Hookers
- Make the girls all wear something controversial on stage like their underpants
- Try to call the lead singer something controversial like Vagina
- When the girls whinge about being called The Hookers have an even more outrageous back up name in mind like Vagina Sex
Obviously there were some back downs involved in getting Prince to budge from Vagina Sex to Vanity Six. The “six” in the band name was apparently a band breast count, but I suspect Prince just wanted something that sounded as close as possible to Vagina Sex so that every time he said Vanity 6 he could smirk. Then comes the final step:
6. Write classy songs.
Here is an example from the Vanity 6 song If A Girl Answers (Don’t Hang Up):
“If I weren’t a lady I’d pay for you to have plastic surgery” is a really confusing insult.
Vanity 6 had a hit on the dance charts, and a couple of minor follow ups. They toured with Prince during his 1999 period and were all lined up to be in Purple Rain, a movie that Vanity was supposed to star in. However, Denise Matthews (aka Vanity) pulled out of the group and the movie at the last minute.
They wouldn’t pay me enough money to go through with the crap I would have to go through [to star in Purple Rain]. I don’t do things like this free of charge. I didn’t want to be stuck in the snow at 6 in the morning in some camper with no place to change clothes. Who needs that?– Vanity
At the concerts Prince gave just after he heard of Denise’s death her “no shit” attitude seems to have stuck with him.
“Can I tell you a story about Vanity? Or should I tell you a story about Denise? Her and I used to love each other deeply,” Prince said. “She loved me for the artist I was, I loved her for the artist she was trying to be. She and I would fight. She was very headstrong ’cause she knew she was the finest woman in the world. She never missed an opportunity to tell you that.”
While Denise probably had a point back in 1984-5 about working conditions and pay rates, as a career move it feels like she made a bad call. When you walk away from something like Purple Rain the conventional biographical arc is a sudden flare of attention followed by a long, invisible descent though the endless night of ignominy. She followed that arc all the way down.
Straight after her walk out on Purple Rain there was talk of Vanity doing a role in The Last Temptation of Christ, and she does appear as the romantic interest in the movie The Last Dragon (the only video game I owned a copy of) which seems to be one of the best worst movies ever made (please, PLEASE, watch the trailer). Temptation and Christ featured in her future as it turned out, even if she didn’t get the role in the movie. Vanity did crack (and Playboy). Her kidneys failed. She had a stroke. She briefly lost her hearing and her eyesight. Then she found God and became a pastor, of a certain ilk:
The evangelist has a special message for young people about resisting peer pressure and standing steadfast in their beliefs. “There’s so much temptation. We’re in the last days. (My advice is) to stay equipped, fellowship and get close to people that are strong and read the Word for themselves.
[later during the concert] Prince… opened up about a fight where he threatened to throw Vanity in the pool. She said, “You can’t throw me in the pool, you’re too little”. [Prince] asked his six foot bodyguard Chick to do [it].
All go unto one place; all are of the dust, and all turn to dust again.